This woman caught my eye, French, or at least can read French as she was idling through a copy of Sante magazine, and had the most voluminous pashmina imaginable, I think everyone on the train could have been wrapped up in it.
She looked a lot like Alex Kingston, or rather, Alex Kingston looks a lot like her. And my sketch isn't doing her justice.
And then she did that staggering thing women do...
...she put on eye make-up in a moving vehicle !
Seriously, I don't know how you can take something that's thin, pointy and covered in gunk within ten feet of your eyes when your world is lurching left and right. I once saw a woman putting eye pencil on whilst driving ! Sharp stabby things and sudden movement around vulnerable sight organs, never a good mix in my head.
I'd take my hat off to ya gals, if I wore one.