Quavers.

Anyone remember what it was like when a bag of crisps was a bottomless cornucopia that took forever to eat...

...rather than the 2 minute crunchathon snack shame precipice they now seem to be ?

P.S. Quavers are technically not crisps, (or chips as I believe they are know outside the colonies). They're... oh crap, someone else explain them, it's starting to rain and I've got washing out...