Drawing a line had already been taken !
I only included the Pasty Company link 'cos it's a neat little site. No advertising revenues flooding in or anything.
“Like a Rottweiler shaking a chicken in its jaws.” Love that. I have a goatee. I suspect mine grips my face like a ferret gripping hold of a mouse.
I like that vivid commentary! You certainly do have an eye for making the ordinary unique.